what it took to be a senior!!

The day i joined iit as i entered my hostel,i saw a few semi-barbaric creatures engaged in what appeared to me as a feud.
i said to myself, "yaar does this asylum house a few of the best 4000 brains in the country i doubt it!!"

first few days till my parents where there,i felt being watched as a predator watches its prey.Just after they left,that afternoon me and my friend(punit) were heading towards the mess..

some voice blared,"abe are you both facchae ? chal hamare saath lunch khaa"
so there were 4 of them a big fat one(thodu),a guy with a feminine look(chakku),a short shrewd looking one(chuha),a thin guy with real long hair(matchis)..we got our unch and sat down..

matchis --"saale dono apne apne intro doh...aur dheere khana..."



me-- "my name is s.nitish sivaramakrishnan,i have come to IIT guwahati,and i have joined......"



chakku-- "abe saala..yeh naam hai ki train... apane naam ke saath kya lagaya hai,... aur intro pure hindi mei chaalu kar.."




me--"mera naam nitish hai...aur mai bharatiya proudyogiki saansthan mei ......"



thodu---" oye beedu, tu kaal tak complete kar lena...(to my friend)..tu start ho jaa bachoo"



punit--" mera naam punit hai, aur...."



chakku--"chal chal bas kar....abe chuhe tu kuch bolna yaar....(towards me)..... saale isko dekh.... ghap ghap khaa raha hai..dheere khane ko kaha na!!"



chuha--"abe nit.. jo bhi hai....tu gaali dhe...kuch naaya waaala...."



me--" bhaiyya kisko gaali doon...aapko?..nahi mai bas pooch raha...."



matchis --"abe tu over smart ban raha hai kya? saale tu khade ho ja....."

(i stood up )



thodu--" ab chilla ke bol..yehan pe koi mai ki lal ho toh, aake mujhe phodein"

(i was nervous but i said that nice and loud)




matchis--"abe facchon...what were we doing with you all this time now...?"



me--"nothing bhaiyya...we were talking"


thodu--"aah...i think tumne kuch nahi sikha..phir se sikhana padega.."



me --"nahi nahi bhaiyya....we learnt ..ragging ke bare mei sikha...."



chakku--"abe ragging bolta hai toh ...apne ko complaint karega kya?.."



me --"never mai aisa nahi karoonga...."



matchis--"abhi jo hua...uska naam PDP hai.....kya? personality development programme "



chakku--" abe chuhe ...inn facchon se dar gaya kya tu?...kuch bol be.."



chuha--(in whispers)" abe yeh dholu ..frustagaya...pareshaan hai....abe kahin DISCO(disciplinary committee) chakkar na ho jaye.."

a sense of realization struck those savage beasts....and the plump one said
--"abe kaafi entertainment dhe diya tum loge...bakar mar liya...abhi kat lo.."

And many such programmes shaped me ,trained me,moulded me to be one of them, now its almost been a year since those memories...and now to my senses i see myself on the other side of the fence and can almost hear a newcomer say it aloud--

"yaar does this asylum house a few of the best 4000 brains in the country i doubt it!!"

And today i stand proudly proclaiming myself --a typical iitian senior!!



*i have reformed the above to make it free of slangs,unlike what it was!!

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